Humour with Playing Cards (2)

by Will Halle


"We were lacking the third player, but the boar is cheating!"

by Ernst Hürlimann


New Speed Limits
"Really boring today..."
"Mei, is' heit langweilig..."

by Chaval

by Léon van Roy


"How about a small round of poker?"

by F. Boscovits and D. H. Lienert


"National Federal Swiss Playing Card Bank-Notes"

by Sempé

by Loriot


Der mittlere Herr beherrscht weder die Regeln des Kartenspiels noch
die Mischtechnik perfekt. Es empfiehlt sich, nur weiterzuspielen, wenn
Sie dringend darum gebeten werden.

The gentleman in the centre, neither knows the rules of the card game,
nor does he master the technique of shuffling. It is recommended to
continue playing, only if you are urgently asked to do so.

by Loriot

wrong / falsch	richtig / correct
Sollte man Sie beim Mogeln erwischen, seien Sie kein Spielverderber...	Ziehen Sie die Konsequenz; erschießen Sie sich elegant!
If you are caught cheating, don't be a spoil-sport...	Face the consequences; shoot yourself elegantly!

by Joscha Sauer


"I don't feel like playing strip-poker any more." - "Because you are losing, you pig."